From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

(via i-m-d-e-p-r-e-s-s-e-d)


i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

(via sisxteen)


i can watch this for hours


How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces, via sophisticatedyoungadult)

"Scare the world: Be exactly who you say you are and tell the truth."
(via faggynotsoswaggy)

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